"There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood" "[T]he philosopher's stone... that was the pebble on the seashore (Newton) really wanted to find..." ---Fritz Leiber, modern author CURSORY NOTES ON VAMPIRISM Journal Entry # 1 July 1st, 2015: I'm not a vampire, but my experimentations with longevity medication (I only took 1 pill so far, as per my principle of efficiency), have put me, tentatively at least, one step closer to achieving the vampire dream of immortality. Unfortunately, the medication I took contained a substance called astragula, which reduces resistance to dependency to drugs (luckily, I had heard this fact from a nutritionist), and some portions of the drug were apparently addictive. [Later Note: the drink called Jule of the Orient also contains the negative ingredient called astragula]. However, I managed to quit after one pill (the evidence being that I threw away the rest of the bottle), and am now looking for a better company that sells a similar herbal supplement with fewer negative side-effects. So, let that be a lesson to you not to take a large dose of any strange medications! MAIN BLOG ENTRY ABOUT TELOMERASE MORE ABOUT IMMORTALITY AT: THE DIMENSIONAL IMMORTALITY TOOLKIT SECRET PRINCIPLES ONLINE SECRET PRINCIPLES BOOK "Both medicine and 'vampirism' are part of the same phenomenon in terms of immortality: they both involve a dependence." ---The Dimensional Immortality Toolkit Journal Entry #2 Oct. 23rd, 2015: I recall a time when I almost had sex with a young woman who called herself Cate Sample. She said that if we had sex, we would probably have to go to the hospital, because she had a disorder called hemophilia that caused excessive bleeding. I still don't know if there's any connection between the modern disorder of hemophilia and real vampirism. At least I have not had any Marquis d' Sade experiences... I can give myself points for being that close to being an immortal vampire, however, that someone I knew had hemophilia, and wanted to get that close... (She seemed to want to have sex because I gave her a compliment, and because her disorder prevented her from having sex very often...) Journal Entry #3 Oct 27th, 2015: On the subject of obscure medicine similar to literary ambergris. 'Less of a comedy' seems to give stomach ache and gas. (They thought nobility was the solution, but it leads to indulgences...) Bad words could gradually be pruned out...Words like 'macanaw' might provide an answer, but they are artificial. 'Lesse magesty' might be the counterspell to 'Less of a comedy'... In language most problems don't have total solutions... Journal Entry #4 Jan 23rd, 2016: Came up with the motto "Esse Not Convalesce" for immortality. Journal Entry #5 June 16, 2016: It has been a year since I took the Telomerase pill, and I have not taken any more. Oct 10, 2016 I may have transmuted a nickel partially into gold! LINK Journal Entry #6 Oct 12th, 2016: Chinese Verdegris, Day 1 First time ordering Jiaogulan, a substance a portion of which may mean Ambergris in Japanese. It comes in dry tea form for as little as $12 including shipping. My first reaction was not extreme, which is exactly what I wanted. I sampled one small leaf by nibbling it, and then made a cup of tea. It tasted delicious at first, and then seemed more bitter. I still find it highly palatable. After finishing a cup or two of tea, and nibbling more pieces (it looks like some kind of Cretaceous plant that has been dried out, with larger, longer flakes than ordinary tea), I looked for signs of improvement in my body. At first the response was slow, which should be expected with herbs that aren't enchanted. I noticed, although I wasn't sure, that the varicose veins in my right shoulder were disappearing when I viewed my shoulder under intense lamps in the mirror. The next thing I noticed was that my skin seemed smoother and healthier than before. Now I thought it was working! I decided to get under the covers of my bed just in case the herb made me hallucinate, so I wouldn't have to see weird colors. But when I looked at the lamp near my bed, it just looked slightly more pink than normal, but nothing extremely unusual. I noticed a few other signs at this point (really only several minutes after I had tried the herb): my eyesight had improved, creating clearer images, and my heart rate had slowed, and now seemed more reasonable. Ordinarily recently my heart rate has been totally out of whack. I also noticed to my pleasure that I felt slightly naturally sleepy rather than moody and tired, which meant I had undone some of the negative effects of the previous drug. Most importantly at this point, I did not feel over-energized. I felt instead functionally normal. This came as a pleasant surprise, because the Jule of the Orient product line that advertises the American version of the Jiaogulan had the appearance of using similar marketing tactics to the company that sold the slighty disappointing Telomerase product (which caused me to feel hyper for a year straight). That was the reason I had ordered the cheapest version I could find, which happened to be for $12 from Thailand (shipping included!) Although I had a feeling of tranquility in my mind, it did not seem unreasonable. Instead, it seemed like a natural progression of what I would expect from drinking any kind of tea. It just so happened that I only found it with this particular herb. A feeling of natural, not-overbearing tranquility which I had never felt before, although it was still subtle enough that I could ignore it if I wanted. Or at least I knew I could focus on other things. Probably part of it was that I still wasn't sleeping much after taking that one pill of Telomerase over a year ago. Then I looked in the mirror again, and to my pleasure the varicose vein in my shoulder had completely disappeared! I checked it over and over to make sure. While the telomerase had only made the center of the vein disappear, this herb made the entire vein disappear in a matter of minutes! This was evidence that it could serve an anti-aging function, when combined with the smooth skin effect. So, I am still testing to make sure the substance is not addictive, which is one of my 'final tests' of ambergris-like-substances. I will write extensively in the future on my experiences with the herb, and record any disappointments or setbacks in my quest for immortal life. When I climbed the five flights of stairs to my apartment this evening, it made my legs sore but I was not out of breath. It was just like it used to be when I was 19 or 24! Almost easy! Journal Entry #7 Oct. 13th, 2016: Chinese Verdegris, Day 2 I have noticed the visible veins in my armpits disappearing. However, the slight forks in my ankles have not disappeared, and the vein in my shoulder has slightly re-appeared. I have decided to take a break for a day to make sure it is not tobacco leaves. Journal Entry #8 Oct. 13th, 2016: Thailand (where my supply came from) is a major producer of Jiaogulan, (jiaogulan dot com says that some of the tea they sell is Grade A) and WebMD reports that Jiaogulan is good for cholesterol. So I am going to keep taking it. Journal Entry #9 Nov. 3rd, 2016: Attempt to discriminate the immortal from the otherwise--- We enjoy time --- we're different from other people. Journal Entry #10 January 6th, 2017: 6pm I have taken Telomerase again, this time the newer Telomerase Plus. It has been about a year and a half after taking my first pill. The effect this time has been more subtle, probably because this version of the supplement is less experimental. There is no mildly elated feeling this time, and my muscles have not become bulked up so much. However, it is my pleasure to note that there WAS some effect on my varicose vein in my shoulder immediately. Maybe I am imagining it, but my face looks slightly more youthful, a little sweatier, a little tighter. There are some signs of mental confusion, however. I am waiting a while longer to see if the effects are more extreme. 6:18pm Seeing some signs of addiction. I have decided not to throw away the bottle, and some signs of mental stress that were not present the first time I took the pill. Waiting to see if there are any other positive symptoms. I have decided to take Jiaogulan, too, to try to get a compound benefit. (Jiaogulan still seems mostly safe). 6:26pm My lips are noticeably rosier. 6:47pm I have noticed softer, more youthful skin on my forearms. My sense of hearing seems to have improved. There is some chance that it works with my natural mood. So, for example, the first time I took it, I felt somewhat excited, and became happy. The second time I took it I was worried that I was addicted, so I became sad. My mood has been more elevated now that I have realized that it is responding to my natural moods. JOURNAL ENTRY #11 April 10, 2017: Took a poplar leaf for the purposes of immortality. Poplar trees are rumored to live 80,000 years. The leaves or buds of the poplar tree in early spring have benefits against arthritis, dysentery, joint pain, and many other things according to some sources, but can also cause sleepiness. Make sure to boil it thoroughly, and only take one leaf per three months at the most, less if driving. THE DIMENSIONAL IMMORTALITY TOOLKIT QUORA BLOG BACK TO INDEX |
